That's life

Greetings from mouse,

Last night while in bed, Daddy was reading a book and mouse was laying beside him.  Slowly, mouse feeling a bit restless and a bit frustrated, commented (and it was really just a comment), yanno, in the last 10 times we've...yanno...mouse hasn't come.  Daddy, looked up from his book, and shrugged, wishing mouse better luck next time...

Now, yes, Daddy doesn't technically say mouse can or can't have an orgasm...he might not do that hard core sadism stuff, but he's still a sadist...

Still, mouse wondered...well do ya think...

"No," he cut mouse off, "my back hurts."

Now it is very rare that Daddy isn't interested in sex...yanno?

So, mouse remained kinda persistent, hoping Daddy would be all loving and nurture a nice big orgasm from mouse...

He got out of bed, went to a drawer took out the hitachi magic wand and tossed it to mouse, saying, "have a party."

Really?!  Well, mouse couldn't help but to pout..all by herself...no help at all..

He shot his eyes at mouse...

Gosh!!  Ok!

So, she plugged the thing in...now this is really beyond awkward...first the dog hates and either wants to kill it or run away from it...Because of the sound...it's kinda loud

So, the dog leaves the room, mouse closes the door and gets herself all arranged...it should be noted that if Daddy even notices he's not saying...

So she turns it on...now it's kinda embarrassing doing that...yanno?  He's right in bed NEXT to her...

So she starts letting her imagination run a bit...George Clooney...that Dirty Jobs dude...yanno...

Whatever works...

So, now mouse finally is getting into it...

Daddy gets out of bed, unplugs it -- it's too noisy!

Oh gooodness and mouse was soooo close!

So, now....mouse snuggles beside Daddy...

"Are you sure?"

Daddy looks up from his book..."as I said, my back is aching tonight and do not wish to further aggravate it."

"Wanna back rub?"

Daddy closes is eyes...think he was counting to ten, or maybe 100 then he said slowly..."no thank you, mouse.  Actually on second thought, you are being rather noisy tonight, perhaps we should give your mouth something to do."

"Ummm....did you hear that?  Sounded like the baby."

"I heard nothing of the kind."

"But....couldn't we inste..."

"NOW! "

"Yes Sir....thank you Sir"

"Your welcome slave."

Song selection: That's Life; Frank Sintra version