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Thursday, March 15, 2012

That's life

Greetings from mouse,

Last night while in bed, Daddy was reading a book and mouse was laying beside him.  Slowly, mouse feeling a bit restless and a bit frustrated, commented (and it was really just a comment), yanno, in the last 10 times we've...yanno...mouse hasn't come.  Daddy, looked up from his book, and shrugged, wishing mouse better luck next time...

Now, yes, Daddy doesn't technically say mouse can or can't have an orgasm...he might not do that hard core sadism stuff, but he's still a sadist...

Still, mouse wondered...well do ya think...

"No," he cut mouse off, "my back hurts."

Now it is very rare that Daddy isn't interested in sex...yanno?

So, mouse remained kinda persistent, hoping Daddy would be all loving and nurture a nice big orgasm from mouse...

He got out of bed, went to a drawer took out the hitachi magic wand and tossed it to mouse, saying, "have a party."

Really?!  Well, mouse couldn't help but to pout..all by herself...no help at all..

He shot his eyes at mouse...

Gosh!!  Ok!

So, she plugged the thing in...now this is really beyond awkward...first the dog hates and either wants to kill it or run away from it...Because of the sound...it's kinda loud

So, the dog leaves the room, mouse closes the door and gets herself all arranged...it should be noted that if Daddy even notices he's not saying...

So she turns it on...now it's kinda embarrassing doing that...yanno?  He's right in bed NEXT to her...

So she starts letting her imagination run a bit...George Clooney...that Dirty Jobs dude...yanno...

Whatever works...

So, now mouse finally is getting into it...

Daddy gets out of bed, unplugs it -- it's too noisy!

Oh gooodness and mouse was soooo close!

So, now....mouse snuggles beside Daddy...

"Are you sure?"

Daddy looks up from his book..."as I said, my back is aching tonight and do not wish to further aggravate it."

"Wanna back rub?"

Daddy closes is eyes...think he was counting to ten, or maybe 100 then he said slowly..."no thank you, mouse.  Actually on second thought, you are being rather noisy tonight, perhaps we should give your mouth something to do."

"Ummm....did you hear that?  Sounded like the baby."

"I heard nothing of the kind."

"But....couldn't we inste..."

"NOW! "

"Yes Sir....thank you Sir"

"Your welcome slave."

Song selection: That's Life; Frank Sintra version

15 comments:

  1. I hate it when things like that don't go our way....but sometimes I love when I don't get what I want. Maybe tonight my friend.

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    1. It really wasn't so bad...It's just so rare that mouse will mention sex and he's like ... no, not tonight!

      LMAO. Oh, it'll be soon...

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  2. This is a little embarrassing to admit but we used to have a Hitachi also. When we first got it, it didn't seem that loud, but the longer we had it the louder it got. We finally got rid of it because I was afraid the neighbors would think we were doing major construction in our home at all hours of the night/day and I couldn't concentrate on anything besides that noise. We've been looking around trying to find a similar (plug in) product but haven't decided on anything yet.

    Sorry to get off topic a bit, but have you seen the news articles about the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy being published? It's a fictional story based around BDSM, but all the soccer moms are scooping it up. :) It's creating a firestorm apparently.

    Tonya

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    1. Unfortunately the Hitachi is the best!! Seriously. Ya mouse thinks ours needs replacing..sigh.

      Regarding the book...YES!!! OMFG! Ok...none of mouse's friends...with the exception of one knows about her lifestyle...So just the other day, mouse was on the phone with a friend...They're coming over for St. Patrick's Day, so we were finalizing what time and what to bring...yanno..

      Well, she says she's trying to find a copy of it...Like seriously trying...Wild. Have no clue what the book is about or why it's so popular or what they (the characters) do...

      It's like Lady Chatterley's Lover of the 1950s. Wonder how many will turned toward this lifestyle?

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  3. Well, as you twitted to me, March 14th was Steak and Blow Job Day so....

    R was so happy to hear this (we were having steak already) he said to be sure to let you know, to let me know any other official days that were "Blow Job Days".

    I'll let you guess which one he wanted first.

    Maybe while Omega is at work today and the baby is napping, he'll let you get the Hitachi out again.

    Hugs,
    heather1

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    1. Yanno That's the thing, he already had TWO blow job's that day!! One in the morning before the baby woke, one later after he got home from work...Yanno to help him relax.

      And yes, if mouse hears of anymore day's like that, you'll be the first to know about it... ;-)

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  4. The Dirty Jobs guy? Mike Rowe? Really? That gave me a good laugh. You paint quite a picture of the whole scene. I love it!

    DV

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    1. DV Sir,

      YES Mike Rowe...totally couldn't recall his name!!! OH goodness! He's got a hot body...

      Glad you enjoyed it...it was pretty funny last night..

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  5. Ooh - you're a better woman than i. I think there must be some kinds of sadism that are so mean they're - well- sadistic. Hmmm.

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    1. gg,

      LOL!! Yes...sadistic is the right word!!!

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  6. I got book on my kindle yesterday and started reading it at work (I know bad idea but it said I could read it on my cloud). I'm over 1/2 way through the book between taking breaks at work and reading it last night. Hot steamy scenes.

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    1. Bunch of friends of mouse's are starting a book club...guess what the first book they all want to read is??

      Ya...

      Really must talk to Sir about that.

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  7. oh wow you hold yourself together well....i would be exasperated and probably would show it (ok im working on containing my frustrations)....the book he was reading must of been really good lol

    best wishes
    tori

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    1. tori,

      It really wasn't that bad...tho, when he unplugged the hitachi, mouse did pout...but honestly thought he changed his mind...

      Hugs,
      mouse

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  8. That is so funny.

    A similar thing happened here the day before yesterday, and I wrote a blog post for UCTMW about how things worked out. Mr. Hitachi played a role in that experience, too. I think Mick will post it in the next day or two.

    You know, maybe it was just that kind of day for subs.

    Hugs,
    Donna

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