Truth be told Omega must be a very confident man because when I told him about writing this post he didn't bat an eye...
This post was first written, if the internet or even personal computers existed, back in the dark ages, when I was in Jr. High School. It was my first real list. Specifically, the men I would fuck list.
I don't recall exactly everyone that was on said list back then but I know a couple for sure...
- Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
- David Cassidy
- Mr. Spock from Star Trek
Over the years the list evolved, devolved, with names coming on and off at different times. At one time the list even included Homer Simpson, I'm so not kidding. He's hysterical. Marge always seemed rather satisfied, so there must be something to it. Sometimes laughter during sex is a good thing. During high school, Patrick Swayze (RIP) was on the list, during the Dirty Dancing craze, but soon he was replaced with Robert Downey Jr, who has remained there since.
The list was just kinda filed away mentally until an episode of the show Friends appeared on TV where Ross has his list of women he could have sex with, with (I think) Rachel's blessing. Isabella Rossilini was on that list of his but he took her off, then had the list laminated. Of course she happens into the coffee shop, he tells her about his list, and she's flattered. She asks to see the list and finds her name isn't on it after all. The following day at work everyone was talking around the water cooler about their fantasy "Do" list. Of course most guys had Jennifer Aniston on their "Do" list. One non-celebrity did find his way onto that list, and was removed when I did get to "do" him. That was Omega (yes!).
My Current List
In somewhat of reverse order
Orlando Bloom (in full pirate regalia) I actually own a Will Turner action figure who sits on my desk at work.
Liam Neeson Ohhhhh yea.....I first took notice of him watching the Dead Pool, he's remained on my list probably since (though poor Clint, aka Dirty Harry dropped off)
Mike Rowe (aka Dirty Jobs guy on Discovery) Hearing his voice is the only reason I watch Deadliest Catch on the same channel. Hell, I'd hold his towel while he showers after one of those Dirty Jobs.....
George Clooney He can rob my casino any day...he's just too darn cute for words.
Denzel Washington I don't think I need to say much about that....
Julian McMahon Dude from Nip/Tuck...he's just ooooh.
Robert Downey Jr -- So talented, so incredibly sexy. The only reason to watch Iron Man.
Do you have a list?
18 comments:
*laughs* Who doesn't have a list.
1)Vin Diesel (He is gorgeous, he games and is very intelligent. *swoons*)
2)Christian Bale (He is so intense.)
3)Eric Bana (I love accent and his eyes.)
4)Gerard Butler (All I have to say is 300.)
5) Hugh Jackman (Oh that accent, I'm such a sucker for that.)
Well that was quite a change of pace! Thank you for sharing mouse. *hugs*
hi mouse, I'm Ally, nice to meet you! I couldn't not respond to this fun question.
Maurice Bernard - I watched General Hospital as a teenager and developed a huge crush that I never got over
George Clooney - so sexy, in everything he does
Colin Firth - I loved him in the bbc version of Pride and Predjudice and the Bridget Jones movies
Gilles Mirini - if you saw him on Dancing with the Stars...no explanation needed
Patrick Dempsy - very cute
Matthew Fox - from Lost there are dominant guys running all over that island!
Gray,
No kidding about who doesn't have a list....LOL
I like your list too....
I'm just feeling kinda silly and light at least the past couple days...I think Omega has something to do with that....(blushes)
mouse
Hi Ally welcome!
Patrick Dempsy is another good one! He might be on the alternates list...LMAO
mouse
Lol, doggoneit Mouse, not only do I have a list, it has suggested positions, lolol,,,guess I will have to post it :) CD
1) Eva Mendez
2) Penelope Cruz
3) Jennifer Lopez
CD,
I look forward to reading it..LOL
S-H,
Thanks for sharing!
mouse
That's really weird. Though you and I seem to have similar tastes in many things, my list doesn't contain a single person that's on your list, lol.
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Sean Connery- I don't care how old the man is, he's SEAN CONNERY!
My Man Mike, naturally. (Notice the possesive pronoun, oh ye of the wedded state...)
Don't know if I still actually want to DO Robert Plant but he can sure sit on my bed, strum a guitar and sing to me, anytime! (I, too, have moved on from David Cassidy, however.)
Here's a variation on the question for you. Something I heard back in the day.
Who would you die to sleep with?
---Liam Neeson
Who would you die rather than sleep with?
---Steven Seagal
Who would you sleep with but die rather than have anyone find out?
---Tommy Lee
Hmmm...
I've never put this together before, but it would have to include Denzel Washington, Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman (or Wolverine - either one)...I'm sure there are more, but hwo to narrow it down?
Thanks Mouse
I recall years ago making up a list when I was married. It pretty much focused around Jon BonJovi at the time. I would still do him in a heart beat if he rang my door bell. I'll have to think about the others who make me lust. Great Post!!
Hugs,
kitten
Hummm...
1. Tony Stewart
2. Joe McIntyre
3. Vin Diesel ( I so hear ya Gray!)
4. David Boreanaz (Buffy)
5. Jensen Ackles
Yummy!! No particular order, except number 1, He's definitely my favorite.
Hmmmm.... Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom (definitely as an elf), and Brad Pitt (in his vampire days).
I laughed out loud at JZ's comment about Tommy Lee.
Lots of overlap between your list and mine Mouse, but definitely Patrick Swayze and definitely not Orlando Bloom as an elf or a pirate.
How about Johnny Depp?
Dante...LMAO...I'm sure Tiggr is happy for that too.
Jz...OMG Tommy Lee...yeah I'd keep that one quiet too..
greengirl, Patrick Stewart...When I think of him I think of whole Star Trek the nxt gen....
I always had wondered about Data...he was on the list for a time (not the actor but if Data were real). As an android he could just keep going, wouldn't need to eat...or stop...OMG..
CK, Oh yeah Bon Jovi...hmmm
kitty, gets ya thinking doesn't it?
sin, Johnny Depp...maybe an alternate on my list. LMAO
Thanks for all the replies...
mouse
Mouse,
I don't have a "Do" list, but if we're going to talk about Star Trek characters I'd "do" B'ellana Torres at the first chance! As volitile as she is just walking around engineering, she's got to be literal dynamite in bed. And Ardra, the bad girl from Devil's Due on STNG. Like you though, the characters, not the actresses. If I get the actresses I want a threesome with Jerri Ryan and Jolene Blalock. But not the characters, because neither of them have much emotion going on, and that would be no fun.
Hey, Omega did send me an email, but I don't think my response was able to get through. I'd appreciate it if he'd send me an email addy I can type in myself and send from Gmail.
Thanks for the fun post.
Magnus,
I do not believe I have ever sent you an email, however if you wish correspondence I may be reached by email: ascoundrelsguide@gmail.com.
Regards,
Omega
I really only have two..ok maybe three that make me drool a bit ;)
1. Shemar Moore from Young and the Restless and now Criminal Minds...OMG!!! And Yes Please!!!
2. Vin Diesel...yum
3. Usher mmm mmm mmm
This was fun!
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