Where mouse contemplates being thankful and Wife Swap

Guilty pleasures.  We all have them.  To some it's candy or ice cream to others it's TV shows that are just too bad not to watch.  But more about that later...


Today, mouse is thankful for her life with Omega.  One year ago today, we exchanged promises, and since then life has tried to kick our asses but we've remained very strong and very committed to each other.  So, today mouse is thankful and grateful to Omega for taking her on, and making her life better than she ever imagined it could be.  


Ever watch the show Wife Swap?  I have to admit I get a chuckle each time it's on, because like a car accident you just don't want to watch, but you can't look away either.  For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of the show, two wives swap husbands and families for a couple weeks, they get make changes.  It's never easy tho, they'll send hardcore atheists to homes with deeply religious people.  Funnily enough the atheists are often accused of devil worshipping.  Um...being atheist doesn't just mean you don't have a belief in  god but also the devil. Yanno?  


Each time I watch the show I start thinking to myself how much I would LOVE see a lifestyle like mine.  What would my personal manual on how my home is run read?  Each wife must prepare one so the incoming wife knows how they live.  And they have to live that way for a whole week.  


"I refer to my husband as Omega because he's the last man I will ever submit my life to.  He makes all the decisions in the house and leads with an iron fist (or paddle).  Each morning I wake up, make the morning coffee and get his breakfast started, then I go upstairs with a coffee cup in hand and wake him by offering my oral services to him.  I have given everything I am as a person over to his very capable hands.  No move is made without his guidance or direction.  If he wishes me to be silent, I will only ask permission to speak.  If I break a rule I expect to be punished for the infraction.  I pamper him by arranging his things just the way he likes it.  


After his breakfast, we generally go into the basement, where he gives me several whacks on my bare bottom, which we refer to as "maintenance."  It helps me maintain my focus on where it should be...On him.  After he goes to work he leaves me a list of duties to perform during his absence.  He will also add things sent via text message which must answered right away.....


Now that would be entertaining!  Not really network entertainment...maybe HBO?