I followed the instructions to the letter and was just placing the poached eggs on the plate, when O walked through the door.
"What is this mouse?" He eyed the plate with a nervous chuckle (I swear that man thinks I'm trying to poison him--I thought as I handed him the hot sauce). "Hmm, mouse are the vegetables supposed to be cold?"
I lowered my eyes and said nothing; handing him the hot sauce because Master cannot eat eggs without hot sauce.
After taking a bite he asked, "is the toast supposed to be cold and dry and rather hard?" Now I just stared at him and noticed the glint in his eye and replied, "Yes that's exactly how its supposed to be. The veggies and toast are dry and cold, and just so you know, the egg is supposed to be runny.
He looked at me, and kinda smiled, kissing my forehead. To his credit he ate every bite and didn't complain.
I really love that man.