Greetings from mouse,
Omega is away and the house feels so empty without him. Some girlfriends decided to come over last night for a special girls night in. Together we shared a rare night, pizza, wine and lots of laughter. We watched the movie Bridesmaids. All mouse could think as we watched and laughed, Omega would find the movie so very vulgar.
He's an odd duck at times, the man mouse admires so; in the right mood, he will watch South Park, The Family Guy or American Dad and laugh. He also enjoys Robot Chicken too, but not always with mouse. So often he'll become embarrassed over the dialog exchanged between the characters. It's probably a reason we don't watch many movies or TV during the week together. Or why he prefers old movies and classics to newer ones. Just like he prefers biographies to fiction in books. He'll read classic fiction but that's about it.
While, to be certain, Omega would never have approved of the movie, it was hysterical, truly showing that women, together can be every bit as gross and funny as men. At one point in the film there is mention of a charcter getting her butthole bleached, now mind you, mouse is wearing the plug Omega required of her when she told him the girl's were dropping by. And very honestly, mouse had never heard of such a thing! The girls of the group often revere mouse as the "kinky" one. Suddenly, one of her more conservative friends chimes in saying she'd done it! Appearently, there's a kit you can buy to do it at home. Almost instinctively, mouse shifted in her seat and grabbed her wine and took a long swig!
O called once while they were over, asking about how the Lilith Faire was going...mouse just smiled saying we debating the lyrics of the Indigo Girls and drinking wine.
Eventually, the topic did switch to the book 50 Shades of Grey
The opinions flew but mouse, true to Omega really bit her tongue and remained silent. A few had already read book two and were into the final. The insights on those books turned everyone off to further discussion. Obviously everyone involved in the "lifestyle" that promotes "beating" another human is thoroughly mentally ill and requires "intense reparative therapy." Remaining silent, mouse finished off the last bottle of wine. Tho Lucy was aghast when mouse admitted that she only made it partially through the second book before deleting all of them from her iPad. No comments came from mouse about the story.
Note to self: Pain killers (even mild ones) and wine...not a great combination. O would NEVER approve!
After tidying up, mouse removed the plug, washed and put it away. Then promptly fell asleep to some rather disturbing dreams....none of which mouse can recall this morning...
Song selection: Good Girls Don't; Cheap Trick